Aside frome being a hot, drunken, sloppy, out of control mess, Nicole "Snooki" Polizzi can now say she is an "author".
Heaven help us.
plague "actress" stopped by the 'Late Show with David Letterman' on Monday to convince people why they should check it out.
She gave viewers her Top 10 reasons to check out her new book.
The list included AMAZING (sarcasm) reasons, such as:
- A blank page to stick your gum
- 200 pages of hangover cures
- An offer to grind with buyers at any nightclub if you can show her the receipt
- The economy will be fixed
and much more...
She did all this looking like her usual, orange, overstuffed self.
Click "Read More" for the video of Snooki's Top 10...
Im not even mad at her... really, i'm not.
What I will be mad at is if ANYONE I know buys the book.
They deserve to be beat and publicly humiliated!
Lol Snooki is a mess but i thank her. She single handedly brought back COCG's "WTF Wednesday's".
Her book, 'A Shore Thing,' is apparently about her search for love.